第81期双语笑话加练习题 糊涂父亲（1）
第81期双语笑话加练习题 糊涂父亲
The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he walked into the room, he bent over the nap- ping mother, whose back was turned to him, and gave her a big kiss. The woman was startled to see a stranger. But before she could say anything, my husband smiled and said, "I didn't know having a baby would change you this much!"
Notes:
(1) mistaken adj.弄错了的 (4) nap v.小睡；打盹
(2) direct v.批示方向；指点 (5) startle v.使惊奇
(3) maternity n.（医院）产科病房
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① When did the husband go to see his wife?
A. in the morning
B. at noon
C. in the afternoon
D. at night
② Why did the husband enter the room of another new mother ?
A. Because he had a bad memory.
B. Because he was misguided by the nurse.
C. Because he was mistakenly directed.
D. The new other needed help.
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