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爸爸写的遗嘱--双语幽默笑话

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my father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.

我爸比我妈大14岁,最近一直在写遗嘱。一次家宴上,他告诉我们说他为母亲以后的生活作好了安排,但如果她改嫁的话,家里的房子将归我们五个孩子所有。

"i don't want another s.o.b. toasting his shins(小腿骨) around my fireplace," he explained.

“我可不愿意另外哪个狗娘养的在我的火炉旁烤他的狗腿,”他解释道。

with a sly grin, mother cracked, "what makes you think i'd marry another s.o.b?"

妈妈狡猾地咧了咧嘴,讥诮道:“你怎么认为我会再嫁给一个狗娘养的?”
 

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