今天我有个特轻松的活给你们
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.
"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.
一个建筑工头手下有十个懒人给他干活，有一天他打算换个法子骗他们干点活。
“今天我有个特轻松的活给你们当中最懒的去干，”他宣布，“请最懒的人举手。”
有九只手举了起来。
“你为吗不举手啊？”他问第十个人。
“太费事了。（懒得举手。）”那人回答。
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