每日一笑(12.12)
I'll Go There Myself
我自己过去
There was once a landlord who always pretended he was
knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.
One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a
servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend
a cow. The landlord was afraid that
his guests would know he was unable to read or write, so he
opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said
to the servant, "OK, please tell him I'll go there myself in a few minutes."
从前，有一个地主是个既不会读也不会写的文盲，但他却偏要在人前装作很有学问。
一天，当地主正和宾客聊天的时候，仆人走进来递给他一封信，信上请他出借一牛。地主害怕被客人知道自己是个文盲，于是他打开信封，瞧了瞧信上的字，然后对仆人说：
“好的，你告诉他我等一下自己过去。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/19143.html
相关文章
-
你哪儿弄来这么些血啊
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood.""We're new here," says the second one. "It's...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
Where is the egg? 双语笑话故事
Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡...
2018-11-25 英语笑话 -
Family Joke(46)
A woman，on meeting a psychologist at a party，made a pitch for some free professional advice.“What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday？”she asked. “First...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
射击命中率为零的士兵--双语幽默笑话
peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. he did quite well in everything except shooting.彼得十八岁那年参了军，他需要参加几个月...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
Very Pleased to Meet You
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she...
2019-01-20 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Before electric eels先于电鳗的（双语）
="center">before electric eels先于电鳗的 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-02 英语笑话 -
Isn't it wonderful?
"What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "But that means seven years of bad luck." "I know." he said, beaming,"Isn't it wonderf...
2018-12-07 英语笑话 -
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Only one 只能一辆!（中英双语）
116.Only one116.只能一辆!After retirement，our friends Jim and Evelyn began traveling around the United States in a motor home，towing their compact sedan behind. While d...
2018-11-03 英语笑话 -
美国偶像毒舌评委损人经典语录
美国偶像评委西蒙·考威尔把参赛选手骂得狗血喷头却不带一个脏字，可见参加选秀的人需要多大的忍耐力。赶快来看看这些话到底损到了什么程度。 It sounded like cats jumping off the...
2018-11-22 英语笑话
