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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Only one 只能一辆!(中英双语)

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116.Only one

116.只能一辆!

After retirement,our friends Jim and Evelyn began traveling around the United States in a motor home,towing their compact sedan behind. While driving through a shopping mall parking lot in New York,they were pleased when a motorist stopped his vehicle and signaled them through.

我的朋友吉姆和依娃林退休后,开始用他们的家庭式旅行车进行环美旅行。他们在旅行车后面还施着一辆小桥车备用。在经过纽约一家商店的停车场时,一个骑摩托的小伙子很礼貌地停下来示意让他们先过。这令他们很高兴。

Seconds later,they were jolted to a stop by a loud crash behind them. To their amazement,the polite motorist had demolished their car.

几秒钟后,就听后边咔的一声巨响,他们停了车一看,那个小伙于把他们的小桥车给撞了。

His explanation:"I didn't mind letting you nice folks by,but I didn't want that compact car to sneak through too."

他的解释是这样的:“我不介意让你们这对好人通过,但我不想让那辆小轿车也跟着溜过去。”

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