每日一笑(12.20)
I Had to Change It Twice
Judge: I don't understand why you broke into the same store three nights in a row. Prisoner: Well, Your Honor, I picked out a dress for my wife, and I had to change it twice because she didn't like the style.
不得不换两次
法官：我真不明白你为什么连续三天夜里闯入同一家商店呢？
犯人：噢，阁下，我为我妻子挑选了一件衣服，因为她总是不喜欢衣服的样式，所以，我才不得不去换了两次。
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