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每日一笑(2.1)

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The Same Language

A girl who wanted to terminate her friendship with her boy firend said to him: “Sorry, we don’t seem to have anything in common to continue our friendship.”  “But we do have one thing in common. We speak the same language, don’t we?” the boy replied in a puzzle.

共同语言

一位姑娘想中断同男朋友的关系,对他说:“对不起,我们之间似乎没有任何共同点,无法继续维持我们之间的关系。” “但有一点是共同的,我们讲同一种语言,不是吗?”男的不解地回答道。

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