“你多早去购物的？”
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner
那天是圣诞节，法官审问犯人。”你的罪名是什么？”他问。“圣诞购物早了，”被告回答说。“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你多早去购物的？”“在商店开门之前，”犯人回答道
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