每日一笑(2.2)
A Dialogue
Here is a dialogue between Robert and his mistress.
Mistress: “In your case, I think, you could have married a much better wife both in appearance and in intelligence.”
Robert: “That being the case, I wouldn’t have come here to meet you.”
对话
这是罗伯特与他的情妇之间的对话。
情人：“按你的条件，你完全可以有一位才貌双全的妻子”
罗伯特：“如果是这样的话，我就不来这与你幽会了。
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