每日一笑(2.8)
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.
"All right, it's square then," he replied, "I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
我不想争论
“杰拉尔德，”老师问：“地球是什么形状？”
“是圆形的，”杰拉尔德回答道。
“你怎么知道是圆的？”老师又问。
“好吧，那它是方的，”学生回答说：“我可不想与你争论这件事情。”
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