趣味图片英语笑话：Carl 卡尔（双语）

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"Does my ass look big in these pants?"

“穿这些裤子我的屁股看起来大吗?”

After 8 years Carl finally achieves contact with his deceased wife

8年后卡尔终于实现与他已故的妻子取得联系

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