年长者阶层
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother， I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news， he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he， too， would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
When he left， my mother shook her head in disgust. “Can you imagine， ” she said. “Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too！”
Notes：
（1） periodic adj.定期的
（2） bend down弯腰
Exercises：
根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、（F）：
① The doctor came to see the elderly woman regularly.
② The elderly woman would be celebrating her 99th birthday.
③ The doctor was surprised at the news.
④ The elderly woman and the doctor would celebrate their birthday on the same day.
⑤ The elderly woman thought the doctor was too mean.
根据短文判断下列句子正（T）、误（F）：
年长者阶层
医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。
医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗，”她说，“付了他70元，我还得亲他！”
练习参考答案：
①T②F③F④F⑤T
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