美国人的笑话
The English said his final wish waswrites the share will, the robber has provided the furniture writtenrecords to him; The French said him front to want at the point ofdeath again with girlfriend intimate; The American actually stands isbeing motionless. The gang leader asked his wish is any.
He said that,he other did not think, only wants to let the gang leader fiercelykick a foot on his buttocks. The gang leader is teased by he thisstrange wish 哈哈大笑, has kicked a foot without hesitation on hisbuttocks.
After old has beautifully suffered this foot, turns aroundto take out Tibet's on body gun, entirely killed the robbers.
TheEnglish and the French sees this scene then to ask that is oldbeautifully: You since on the body are hiding the weapon, whyinitially didn't open fire, wants the captive which the little darlingwas others?
Old beautifully puzzled scratches with the finger 搔头,said: Haven't they injured me, how I can kill the person for noreason? I therefore want the robber to kick a foot on my buttocks, isfor must obtain the retaliation morality and justice qualifications.
一个英国人、一个法国人和一个美国人落到了一群强盗手中。强盗头子发了善心，允许他 们在被处死前做最后一件事。
英国人说他最后的心愿是写份遗嘱，强盗给他提供了桌椅纸笔；法国人说他临死前想再和女朋友亲热一番；美国人却站着不动。强盗头子问他的心愿 是什么。他说，他别的不想，只想让强盗头子在他的屁股上猛踢一脚。
强盗头子被他这奇怪的心愿逗得哈哈大笑，毫不犹豫地在他的屁股上踢了一脚。
老美挨了这一脚后，转身取出藏在身上的枪，把强盗们统统打死了。
英国人和法国人见此情景便问那老美：你既然身上藏着武器，当初为什么不开枪，要乖乖做人家的俘虏？
老美大惑不解地搔搔头，说：他们又没伤害我，我怎么能平白无故打死人呢？我之所以要强盗在我屁股上踢一脚，就是为了要取得报复的道义资格。
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