每日一笑(5.15)
The Lucky Cat
"Father," said Jimmy, running into the drawing-room," there's a bigblack cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky.""This one is; he's just had your dinner!"
幸运猫
吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫！”他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。” “它的确很幸运：（因为）它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”
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