What is love and marriage
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the padi
field and choose the biggest padi and come back. But the rule is: you
can go throught them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big
padi,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is a even bigger one
waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the padi
field, he start to realise that the padi is not as big as the previous
one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted
!!!!
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.
The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better
one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person...."
"What is marriage then?" the student asked. The teacher said, "in order
to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest
corn and come back.
But the rule is: you can go throught them only once and cannot turn
back to pick." The student went to the corn field, this time he is
careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of
the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come
back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for
one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best
one you get.... this is marriage."
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