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  A man tried to get a job in a stage show. “What can you do?” asked the producer.

  “Imitate birds,” the man said.

  “Are you kidding?” answered the producer, “People like that are a dime a dozen.”

  “Well, I guess that's that.” said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

  个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。

  “模仿鸟儿,”那人说。

  “你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道,“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

  “噢,那就算了。”那名演员说着,展开翅膀,飞出了窗口。

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