hitting your son
hit Tom in the buttocks. Tom's father was unhappy but he could say nothing.
He thought for a while and hit himself in the face. It surprised the old man.
He asked,"have you gone mad? why are you hitting yourself?"
"since you are hitting my son, i have to hit yours." Tom's father answered.
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