hitting your son

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Little Tom broke his grandpa's glasses. The old man was so angry that he
hit Tom in the buttocks. Tom's father was unhappy but he could say nothing.
He thought for a while and hit himself in the face. It surprised the old man.
He asked,"have you gone mad? why are you hitting yourself?"
"since you are hitting my son, i have to hit yours." Tom's father answered.

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