双语笑话 Only cash and credit cards
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged fora room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and
number of people.
" Do you take children?" the man asked.
"No, sir," replied the clerk. "Only cash and credit cards."
一个人打电话给一家汽车旅馆询问房租，旅馆的工作人员回答说 房租的多少取决于房间的大小和住客的人数。
“小孩儿算不算呢？”那人问道。
“不算，先生。”服务员回答，“我们只算现金和信用卡。”
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