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What Is a Traitor?

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What Is a Traitor?

Young hopeful:“Father,what is a traitor in politics?”

Father(a veteran politician):“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

Young hopeful:“Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”

Father:“A convert,my son.”

36.什么叫叛徒?

有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?”

父亲(一位老资格的政治家):“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”

有希望的青年人:“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”

父亲:“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”

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