Fishing license
Two boys were fishing at a pond. All of a sudden, the game warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and ran quickly into the woods. The game warden ran after him. After about a half mile, the boy stopped, breathing heavily. The game warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see your fishing license, boy!" the warden said. With that, the boy gave the game warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the game warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes, sir," replied the boy. "But my friend back there, well, he doesn't have one."
两个男孩在一个池塘边钓鱼。突然，看守人从灌木丛中跳了出来。一个男孩立刻扔下钓竿，飞快地跑进树林中。看守人紧追不舍。大概跑到一英里外，男孩停下来，大口大口的喘着气。看守人终于赶上了他：“孩子，把你的钓鱼证拿来！”男孩给了看守人一个有效的钓鱼证。看守人说到：“孩子，你可真够蠢的，你有有效的钓鱼证，干嘛还要跑？”男孩说到：“我是有啊，可是留在那儿的我的朋友，他可没有。”
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