孔子印名片
名片。
文具店老板说：“您老的名片要有英汉双语，那您的英文名字取什么好呢？“
孔子说：“不是有现成的confucius吗？“
“那可不好，confucius是别人对您的尊称‘孔夫子‘的拉丁音译，您总不好意思自称’夫子‘吧？“
孔子觉得老板说得有理，就问到：“那我的英文名称该是什么呢？”
老板说：“在你来之前，杜甫也来印名片？”
“哦，那他的英文名字是什么？”
“他说，直接用汉语拼音 Du Fu得了，我说，那可不好，老外还以为是豆腐呢，Fu Du也不行，您老可不糊涂”
孔子点点头，“那他到底用什么名字？”
“我跟他说，你老的字不是‘子美‘吗，那你就叫Jimmy Du就好了”
孔子说：“哦？”
“后来，韩愈也来了，他的英文名字是 Han Yu，我说，那可不好，老外还以为是Hang You，吊死你。Yu
Hang也不行，英文是 You Hang，你上吊，这这么成？”
“那他最后用什么名字”
“我说，您老家在昌黎，大家都叫你韩昌黎，你的英文名字就叫 Charlie Han吧”
孔子惊叹道：“还有这么多讲究，那我的到底叫什么好呢？“
老板胸有成竹地说：“您老不是字仲尼吗，英文名字就有现成：Jonny，Jonny Kong“
夫子叹到，“我知道孟子（Mencius）变成了门修斯，没想到confucius也会变成Jonny Kong了。
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