那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事161：大脑袋

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A big head
大脑袋

"All the kids make fun of me,”the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
“所有的小朋友都拿我取乐，"小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

"Don't listen to them,”his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说。“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，到店里买10磅土豆来。”

"Where's the shopping bag?”
“兜子在哪呢？”

"I haven't got one - use you hat."
”我没有兜子——就用你的帽子吧。”

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