爆笑英语幽默笑话精102：Camera照相机（英汉双语笑话）
102.Camera
102.照相机
On our way to a wedding in Vermont，myhusband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and，hoping to purchase a cheap，disposable model.Sal asked the owner，“Do you have any of those throwaway cameras?”
在前往威蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上，我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来，希望能够买到一种便宜的一次性照相机。萨尔问店主:“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗。”
"Look，fells，”replied the owner，“I don't care what you do with it after you buy it.”
“我说，小伙子，”店主回答说，“我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它。”
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