外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹261：父亲的职业(中英)
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
小学老师正在问孩子们他们双亲的职业。
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!”
迪米站起来说:“我母亲是名医生。”
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is Professor!”
莎拉站起来说:“我父亲是位教授。”
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My ad is a piano player in a whorehouse!”
小约翰尼站起来说，“我爹地在妓院演奏钢琴。”
The teacher couldn’t believe what she ad just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.
老师不敢相信她所听到的话，于是她决定晚上给小约翰尼的爸爸打电话问个清楚。
When she told him what Little Johnny had said，he told her, "Actually. . . I’m an attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven一year old?"
等她告诉小约翰尼的父亲后，约翰尼的父亲对她说，“事实上，我是一名律师，但我怎么能向一个七岁的小孩解释清楚这个职业?”
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