Incredible pig
The man , dumbfounded, nearly knocked over the farmer who had come up behind him . "that is amazing!"he said ,"that pig can talk!"
"I reckon "said the farmer . "But where had he get the wooden leg ?"ask the city slicker .
"well, " drawled the farmer ,"with a pig like that, you do not eat him all at once ..."
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