英汉双语笑话：A Smugglar 走私犯
a smugglar
the suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. when the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.
"what's in here?" he asked.
"dirt," the driver replied.
"take them out," the guard instructed. "i want to check them."
obliging, the man removed the bags, and sure enough, each one of them contained nothing but dirt. reluctantly, the guard let him go.
a week later the man came back, and once again, the sentry looked in the truck.
"what's in the bags this time?" he asked.
"dirt, more dirt." said the man.
not believing him, the guard checked the sacks and, once again, he found nothing but soil.
the same thing happened every week for six months, and it finally became so frustrating to the guard that he quit and became a bartender. then one night, the suspicious-looking fellow happened to stop by for a drink. hurrying over to him, the former guard said, "listen, pal, drinks are on the house tonight if you'll do me a favor: just tell me what the hell you were smuggling all that time."
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/4622.html
相关文章
-
Family Joke(57)
After spending all day putting in a new cement walk，Mr. Sullivan was horrified to see his kids using sticks to write their names in it. After screaming viciously at the kids，he came back inside，o...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.30
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would yo...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
“我兄弟可能会从那边过来。”
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver sa...
2018-11-30 英语笑话 -
A Fine Match 势均力敌(中)
势均力敌 有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的厨房地板上窜过.她很害怕老鼠,所以她冲出屋子,搭上了公共汽车直奔商店.在那儿,她买了一只老鼠夹.店主告诉她:“放点奶酪在里面,很快你就会逮住那只老鼠的.”...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
双语笑话 Lifetime Warranty 终身保修
After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin hed originally wanted. So we exhum...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
找出了问题的根源所在--双语幽默漫画
"tech support says the problem is located somewhere between the keyboard and my chair."技术支持部门认为这个问题存在于键盘和我椅子之间的某个地方。 更多 英语笑话 英语小笑...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
英语幽默小笑话带翻译：Drunk 醉酒（双语）
drunk 醉酒one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning...
2018-10-30 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：interpreter 翻译（双语）
Dad, I've decided to become an interpreter!爸爸,我决定做一个翻译!What!? No one will ever need something crazy like that!? Fool!什么! ?没有人会需要像那样的! ?傻瓜!The second before all hell br...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
第1376期英语笑话 舞会恭维话
舞会恭维话 "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at th...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
