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英汉双语笑话52

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I am a Busy Man

One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:" There are birds' eggs on that tree. Won't you get them for us please? We can't climb up."

Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.

"We'll take care of your boots for you!" the children chorused.

"No, thank you!" was he reply. "I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops."

我是个忙人

  有一天,一群顽皮的孩子想捉弄他,便对他说:“那树上有鸟蛋,请你替我们拿下来好吗?我们爬不上去。”他不想使孩子们失望,便准备爬上树去。但是他知道如果把靴子留在地上,这群顽皮的小鬼一定会把靴子拿走,于是他先把靴子系在腰带上,然后开始爬树。  孩子们齐声说:“我们会替你保管好你的靴子的。”

  他回答道:“谢谢你们,不必了。我是个忙人。替你们取到蛋后,我就要沿着树顶走回家的。”

2.

Sunset

Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.

Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

日落

父亲:这幅《日落》是我女儿画的,你知道,她曾在国外学过画画。

朋友:啊,怪不得!我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。

3.

Two Pieces of Cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!

两块蛋糕

汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

4.

Clean Glass

Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.

Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"

"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."

The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"

干净的杯子

  乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和,到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候,他们觉得非常口渴,便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧,走进去坐下吃他们的三文治。

  “下午好,先生。你们想要点什么?”柜台后面的伺应问道。

  乔看了看佛瑞德说:“我想,啤酒吧。对了,每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗,佛瑞德?”

  “好的,可以。”佛瑞德说。然后他转过去跟柜台后面的伺应说:“我要啤酒装在一个干净的杯子里!别忘了。”

  柜台后面的伺应倒满杯子后,拿给乔和佛瑞德,接着说:“刚才哪一位要干净的杯子的?”

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