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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Be a passenger 坐在乘客席上(中英双语)

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52.Be a passenger

52,坐在乘客席上

I've always had difficulty parking my large station waggon in head-on parking spaces. One day I was trying to fit into a spot and, with great embarrassment,pulled forward and back several times.

对于我来说,在车头对车头的停车场停放我那辆大旅行车是件非常困难的事。一次,我竭力地停放着我的车,前进、后退反复了几次才把车停好。这事弄得我好不尴尬。

As I stepped out,a man standing beside the vehicle next to me remarked,"If I couldn't park better than that, I would take a taxi. "Then he got into the passenger's seat of his car and,with his wife at the wheel, rode off."

当我从车里出来时,看见一个男人站在我的车旁边,他毫不客气地说:“我要是有这样糟的技术,就干脆坐出租。”说完他上了车坐在了客人席上,由他的妻子握着方向盘,把车
开走了。
 

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