了解情况的最好方法--双语幽默笑话
reggie: we have got a new dog. would you like to come around and play with him?
里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗？
ron: well, i don't know---does he bite?
罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗？
reggie: that's what i want to find out.
里基：这正是我想要查明的。
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