英汉双语笑话27

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1.

THE FIRST TIME

Patient: I'm so frightened, this is my first operation.

Surgeon: I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too.

第一次

病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。

外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术。

2.

GOOD SIGHT

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

好视力

律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西？

证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。

3.TELEMARKETER

I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.

"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"

"She is a baby, " I replied.

"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."

电话推销员

一天晚上我接了一个电话，对方的声音使我很快意识到他是个电话推销员。

“晚上好，”他说，“我想和利厄乔纳森说话。”

“她是个婴儿，”我回答说。

“没关系，”他说，“我以后再打。”

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