那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事6：心理医生
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
psychiatrist
心理医生
jerry went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "l've got trouble.every time i get into bed, i think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "come to me three times a week, and l'ii cure your fears." "how much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " i'll sleep on it, " said jerry. six months later the doctormet jerry on the street. "why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨for a hundred bucks a visit? the bartender cured me for$10．"" is that so! how?"¨he told me to cut the legs off the bed! ain't nobody under there now!!!"
杰瑞去看心理医生。¨医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了i…‘给我一年时间，¨医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。¨¨怎么收费呢？”¨每次一百美元。…‘我会认真考虑的。¨杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，¨为什么你再也没来呢？¨医生问。¨一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。真的？他怎么做到的？”他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那儿没人了！
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