英汉双语笑话115
1.Waste or Save?Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?浪费还是节约父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?2.Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!他为什么喊牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
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