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Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?Teacher:“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?”Student:“I know,I know.At the bottom of the page.”《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的?老师:“谁知道《独立宣言》在哪儿签字的?”学生:“我知道,我知道。是在那页纸的底部。”本文无注释

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