To Bear False Witness
A farmer who was a witness in a hog stealing case seemed to be stretching a point or two in favor of the accused.“Do you know the nature of an oath？”the prosecuting attorney roared.
“Sure.”
“Do you know you are not to bear false witness againstyour neighbor？”
“I'm not bearing false witness against him.I'm bearingfalse witness for him.”
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