They're Busy
电话铃响了，小男孩接了电话。“请你父母听电话好吗？”“他们很忙。”“噢，那家里还有其他人吗？”“还有警察。”“我可以和他们说话吗？”“他们很忙。”“那还有其他人吗？”“还有消防员。”“我可以和他们说话吗？”“他们也很忙。”“请直接告诉我——你的父母、警察和消防员都在你家，但他们都很忙，他们到底在干什么？”“在找我。”
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