那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事187：理想男友的标准
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
What l want in a man at different ages
我在不同年龄时的理想男友的标准 Original List(age 22)
原版（22岁时）
1．Handsome
1．英俊
2．Charming
2．有魅力
3. Financially successful
3．有经济实力
4．A caring listener
4．善于倾听
5．Witty
5．机智
6．In good shape
6．良好的外形
7．Dresses with style
7．衣着有品味
8.Appreciates finer things
8．欣赏美好事物
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
9．总有各种各样的惊喜
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
10．富有想象力的浪漫情人
Revised List(ags 32 ）
修订版I 32岁时
1. Nice looking(prefer hair on his head)
1．五官端正（有头发者优先）
2. Opens car doors,holds chairs
2．上车帮我开车门，入座帮我拉椅子
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
3．有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
4. Listens more than talks
4．少说多听
5．Laughs at my jokes
5．我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
6．逛街的时候帮我拎包
7．Owns at least one tie
7．至少有一条领带
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked me:
8．喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversam
9．记得我的生日和各个纪念日
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
10.一周至少制造一次浪漫Revised List I age 42)
修订版【42岁时）
1. Not too ugly(bafd head OK)
1．不太丑（秃顶也可）
2. Doesn't drive off until l'm in the car
2．我上车后才开车
3. Works steady-splurges on dinner out occasionally
3．工作稳定——偶尔外出吃饭
4. Nods head when l'm talking
4．当我说，话的时候点头
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
5．通常记得笑话中的妙语
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
6．有足够的力气搬家具
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
7．没有啤酒肚
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
8．懂得不买带螺旋盖的香槟
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
9．记得放下马桶座圈
10. Shaves most weekends
10.大多数周末会刮胡子
Revised List ( age 52 )
修订版（52岁时）
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
1．保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
2．不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
3．向别人借钱不要太频繁
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when l'm venting
4．当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
5．不会多次重复讲同一个笑话
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on week
6．周末不会一直赖在床上
Revised List ( age 62 )
修订版（62岁时）
1. Doesn't scare small children
1．不要吓唬小孩子
2. Remembers where bathroom is
2．记得浴室在哪
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
3．不需要太多钱生活
4.OnIy snores lightly when asleep
4．睡着的时候鼾声较小
5. Remembers why he's faughing
5．记得自己为何大笑
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
6．行动自如
7. Usually wears clothes
7．通常穿着衣服
8. Likes soft foods
8．喜欢软的食物
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
9．记得把自己的假牙放哪了
10. Remembers that itls the weekend
10.记得哪天是周末
单词&词组
splurge 挥霍，大手大脚的花钱
punch 猛击，推
wrtty 富于机智的，诙谐的
anniversary 周年纪念
screw一-top lid，螺旋盖。从前，葡萄酒和香槟酒大都用橡木塞封装，但现在越来越多的酒商开始用螺旋盖代替椽木塞，本文中，螺旋盖被看做是廉价酒的“代名词。
upkeep 维修（费），保养费：生活费
trim 比修剪，削减
belch 打嗝，（火山、炮等）冒烟、喷出
scratch 刮，擦
vent 通风孔，烟道，火山口
underwear 内衣
snore 打鼾
知道不知道
如何形容魅力男人
He is so cute．
他很可爱。
Technically speaking,he is not my prince charming．
理论上来说，他还不是我的白马王子。
I had a feeling that he is the Mr. Right l was looking for．
我有一种感觉他就是我要找的那个男人。
He is one of the kind.
他是独一无二的。
He is an alpha male．
他是男人中的男人.
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