笑话习题簿10.31

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JOKE:
   After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.　
   In an instant, a skycap was at his side. "Sir," observed the porter, " you certainly have excellent communication skills."
译文：
   我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。
   一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。“先生，”脚夫说道，“很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。”
Notes: 　　
(1) land v.           着陆
(3) skycap n.         戴宽边帽子的人　
(2) desperation n.    无奈
(4) observe v.        说
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① How was Newark Airport? 　　
A. unoccupied 　　B. crowded 　　C. dirty 　　D. shabby 　　
② What problem occurred when they arrived at the airport?
A. They couldnt find the exit. 　　
B. They couldnt find their luggage. 　　
C. They couldnt find a porter to help them with the luggage. 　　
D. They couldnt attract the attention of other people. 　　
③ What did the husband feel about the situation? 　　
A. He felt excited. 　　        B. He felt desperated. 　　
C. He felt worried. 　　         D. He felt lucky. 　　
④ What did the husband do with the five-dollar bill? 　　
A. He threw it into the air. 　　B. He gave it to a nearby porter. 　　
C. He put it into his pocket. 　 D. He waved it above the crowd. 　　
⑤ From the passage we can see that the man was_____ . 　　
A. slow-minded 　　B. quick-minded C. foolish 　　D. childish 　
练习参考答案：
①B②C③B④D⑤B

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