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笑话习题簿12.13

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   THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to "Sox": "Usually brown."
   某学校发给学生的健康调查表里有个错别字——把“性别”的“性”字写成了“袜”字。一位母亲在为她的儿子填写表格时,在“袜别”的那栏填上了:“棕色为主。”
[注] 英语中sex(性)与sox(袜)只有一个字母之差。
Exercises:
根据短文回答下列问题:
哈哈,你的袜别是神马?



                                    

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