失去理智的反对者
While making a long， dull speech， a politician received a great deal of heckling（诘问） from the gallery. Secondly， someone threw a cabbage onto the stage. "Ladies and gentlemen，" said the politician ， "I see that one of my opponents has lost his head."
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