笑话习题簿12.31
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？
乙：当然是朋友。
甲：为什么？
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。
练习：
你喜欢这样的朋友么？
答案：
我可不喜欢，呵呵。
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