笑话习题簿01.01

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Father: well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: oh, yes, you do! think! when other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: our teacher.
　
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？
汤姆：我们老师。练习：
不要忘记了今天的练习？答案：
TOM 呵呵。

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