Man Vs. Woman Joke(7)
A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said，“This is quite a predicament. We should drink a toast to celebrate this miracle.”The man replied，“What a great idea；I just happen to have a bottle with me.”With this he handed it to the man. The man downed half the bottle and handed it back. The woman would not take it back and said，“I think I will wait until after the police arrive to celebrate.”
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