笑话习题簿11.2.1
"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
"No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one." “你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？”
“没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，”他回答说，“有人偷走了一幅。”练习：
你知道好画家的标准了么？
答案：
画有人偷~
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