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The phone rang at the firehouse just five minutes after the men had all retired for their afternoon nap." It's a terrible blaze at my house，" the voice frantically cried." the flames are licking through the basement and the first floor. Pretty soon they'll ravage the entire place."
" Did you try throwing water over it？" asked the fire chief.
" Yes！"
" Then there's no use our coming over. That's all we do."
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