笑话习题簿11.2.12

阅读 : 次

   Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：“Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to lack ambition．Why，at your age Alexander the Great had conquered half the world．”
   “Yes，” said Landon，“he couldn't help it，for you will recall the fact，doctor，that Alexander the Great had Aristotle for a teacher．”
   兰登作了一次不成功的朗诵。老师有点不悦，对他说道：
   “兰登，你在这门课上好像进步不大，你好像缺乏志向。亚历山大大帝在你这个年龄可已经征服了半个世界。”
   “是啊，”兰登说，“他没法不那样。博士先生，您回想一下史实，亚历山大大帝有亚里士多德做他的老师。”
练习：
现在你知道该怎么反驳了吧？
答案：
有其师必有其徒。

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注英语作文大全

本文标题：笑话习题簿11.2.12 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/23525.html

上一篇：笑话习题簿11.2.11 下一篇：笑话习题簿11.2.13

有没有干酪

　　if they had any cheese　　A mouse went into a store and asked the clerk if they had any cheese, the clerk said no and the mouse left an hour later the mouse came back and asked agian do you ha...
2018-12-07 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：无题8

更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事相关文章和资料，请继续关注英语作文大全...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：Stuid ass clown! 小丑蠢死了（双语）

oh，now he's got him all fired up, and then i'll have to come in and tell him that he's going to die...stuid ass clown!哦，现在他有他所有了，之后我会进去告诉他，他将要死了……小丑蠢死了 ...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
伟大的厨师与伟大的食用者-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画

jon:great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts.乔恩：伟大的厨师能够计算出食物的外观。garfield:(gup!)加菲猫：大声吞咽的声音。garfield:but great eaters know it's the amount of food th...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
临死者最爱吃的小甜饼

　　A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies 　　An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony， he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered...
2018-12-10 英语笑话
中英双语笑话趣闻问答（二）

题目：2、What can you swallow that can swallow you?答案：是water（水） swallow有吞下和淹没两种意思 Swallow water里的swallow是吞下的意思而Water swallows you里的swallow是淹没的意思...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
What a big deal

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the...
2018-12-04 英语笑话
Reducing travel risk

　　There was this statistics student who， when driving his car， would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction， whizz straight over it ， then slow down again once he'd got over it. One da...
2018-12-27 英语笑话
爆笑英语幽默笑话精68:What Is It For那是做什么用的（英汉双语笑话）

68. What Is It For68.那是做什么用的While proudly showing off his newapartment to friends，a college student led theway into the den. "What is the big brass gongand ham...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
奔跑的小白兔双语笑话

奔跑的小白兔这则笑话应该挺多童鞋已经看过，小编以前听到的时候就觉得。。。好可怕。。。A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe roll...
2018-11-27 英语笑话