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笑话习题簿11.2.11

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   "If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die."
   She refused him.
   Sixty years later, he died.
   “如果你不答应嫁给我,”他发誓,“我就要去死。”
    六十年后,他死了。
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She refused him. 她拒接了他。                                                   

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