笑话习题簿11.2.11
"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die."
She refused him.
Sixty years later, he died.
“如果你不答应嫁给我,”他发誓,“我就要去死。”
六十年后,他死了。
练习:
你看懂了么?
答案:
She refused him. 她拒接了他。
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