有没有干酪
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if they had any cheese
A mouse went into a store and asked the clerk if they had any cheese, the clerk said no and the mouse left an hour later the mouse came back and asked agian do you have any cheese the clerk said no and if you ask again I will tape your mouth shut. the mouse came back an hour later and said do you have any tape the clerk said no so the mouse asked,"Do you have any cheese？"
有没有干酪
一只老鼠进入一间商店问店员他们有没有干酪, 店员说没有。一小时之后老鼠又回来又问你有没有干酪。店员说“没有，如果你再问我有没有干酪。就会用带子绑起你的嘴。老鼠稍后又回来在一个小时后，问”你有带子吗 ？“店员说”没有“。于是老鼠问:”你有干酪吗?“
NOTE
tape your mouth shut 用带子绑起你的嘴（英美电影里的常用口语）
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