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英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.21

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  Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

  Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.   Father: What"s that got to do with it?   Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

  爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀?   杰克:我刚才吃了个   苹果,爸爸。   爸爸:可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?   杰克:我忘了洗苹果呀。

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