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英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.10

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     When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles.
     "How was your first day?" I asked.
     "It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to some good-looking girls."
     Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?"
     "Do you prefer paper or plastic?"       
              
  我儿子在一所中学读二年级时,在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。
  “第一天感觉如何?”我问。
  “好极了,爸爸。”他答道,“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子讲了话。”
  由于斯蒂芬不善言谈,我问道:“你跟他们说了些什么?”
     你愿意用塑料纸吗”                                                     

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