趣味英语集锦（1）
人们常抱怨国内学英语非常不方便，至少不能学到地道的英语表达。可是，是否英语国家里人们的语言表达就非常标准，非常地道了呢？任何人看了下面几则绝对真实的英文广告，我想都会瞠目结舌，因为广告者给我们的是模棱两可的信息。此时，语法绝对已被践踏，唯一可依赖的只有直觉！
1. 裁缝广告
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
我们不使用机器撕毁您的衣服。我们会小心翼翼地用手撕。
(原意是要表达：我们不使用机器，以避免撕毁您的衣服。我们会用手工小心地修补衣服。)
2. 家政广告
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
厌倦自己洗澡了吗？让我来帮你洗吧。
(原意是要表达：厌倦自己打扫房间了吗？让我来帮你做吧。)
3. 宠物广告
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
出售小狗：不挑食，喜欢吃小孩。
(原意是要表达：出售小狗：不挑食，喜欢与儿童相处。)
4. 二手车广告
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
UsedCars公司：为什么要去其它地方受骗呢？还是先来这里吧！
(原意是要表达：UsedCars公司：为什么要选择去别的地方？当心受骗！还是先来我们这里看看吧！)
5. 招聘广告
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
幼儿园招聘3岁大的老师。有经验者优先。
(原意：幼儿园招聘照看3岁幼童的老师。有经验者优先。)
6. 公益广告
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
不识字吗？今天就写信请求得到免费帮助吧。
(原意是要表达：我们可以为不识字的人提供免费帮助。）
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